This week we get an update on Mike's ongoing 'war' with his noisy neighbours and how he's getting on staring at strangers. There's some Goose related news as well  as Mike wondering if lovely bunches of coconuts have been cancelled, proof that Finland doesn't exist and that it's against the law to have potatoes amounting to 2/3rds of Mike's weight.

Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish.