Are you a short king who feels like the dating world is unfair? Do you wish tall guys would stop stealing all the short women? Do you wonder how fat people fit into this equation? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the episode for you! Join us as we rant, rave, and roast about the struggles of being a short king in a tall world. Warning: this podcast contains strong language, crude humor, and controversial opinions. If you are easily offended, please skip this one. But if you are ready for some laughs, then tune in and enjoy!