This week Mike and Jon discuss the important things in life, like the pros and cons of being an elephant and whether saying the word "Buffalo" 8 times in a row actually makes sense. Mike also tells us about his Come Dine With Me (unofficial) lockdown experience and the Tom Collins hoax.

We apologise for Mike's sound quality in parts of this podcast - neither of us know what he was doing to create it.

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish