Football's Coming Home! But, Jon isn't allowed to leave his. As Jon struggles to make lockdown sound interesting, Mike is relishing his new found freedom in rural New South Wales. 

While in lockdown Jon wonders if a work colleague has called him fat, how did that man break his w*lly and why aren't bald eagles as bald as Mike? Mike, on the other hand, is confused by Australian sausages, struggles with a difficult Optus Sports password to watch Euro 2020, and defends the woman holding the sign in the Tour de France. 

The Morning JaM would be absolutely bloomin' delighted if you contacted them at [email protected], especially to give your opinion on Vegemite or Marmite? 

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