If you were stood by the side of a road with a piece of chalk and a peloton of cyclists heading your way, would you risk your life to draw a penis on that road before they get there? That is the question Jon asks this week. 

Meanwhile both members of the JaM are getting vaccinated - Pfizer vs AZ, the battle lines are drawn. Mike is enjoying his freedom in Canberra but wondering what kind of human being still doesn't wear a facemask, while Jon gives us an odd insight into why he does. 

The Olympics continue and Mike's Olympic level of sedentary is continuing as he gets too into sports such as Gymnastics and Dressage. And, following his great queueing anecdote, this week Jon has caught a bus. 

The Morning JaM would be euphoric if you contacted them at [email protected], especially to let us know what weird sports you'd put in the Olympics.

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