Jon is nearly finished with Quarantining in the Northern Territory, so planning for his next step must begin. As Jon embarks on moving in with a girl, Mike and Jon hatch a plan so that Jon can become the undisputed 'better flatmate'. 

Meanwhile, is it acceptable to piss in the ocean?

Does Jon's mum know our friends better than we do? 

Are bread makers worth the money?

Would you watch Nintendo Mario porn? 

The Morning JaM would be extremely excited if you contacted them at [email protected], especially if you have tips to make Jon the better flatmate and / or starred in Gladiator Eroticus.

Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish