Hello hi hello! Welcome to PodGis! Al Val's unofficially official podcast!

In this hairy scary episode, Val braves the growing fog outside her window and discusses the string of shows she'd recently had and the simple things that can make a set suddenly interesting and inventive; online dating and her cynicism towards the dating landscape; people who have an "INNUENDO ONLY" sense of humour; a funny memory involving Val's friend's Jamaican parents; tolerating boredom; being superficial on dating apps and in searching for a partner in general; an awkward run-in with a pizza guy; her insecurities about her dating future and reflections on the homophobia throughout Twitter and in the Premier League fanbase.

(Update: Immediately upon concluding the recording of this episode, Val opened Hinge to discover that the guy asking her out had deleted the chat and disappeared. Surely she'll talk about this next week!)