In this icy cold week in the barren Canadian winterscape, Val cozies up with all kinds of subject matter, including:

Watching a comedy show that she is not booked on; the difficulty of posing for photos; the clueless but well-intentioned TikTok commenter; her new accidental funhouse mirror that makes everything SO wide; the time her friend got in trouble for yelling something really innocuous at a teacher; her new Instagram scammer/impersonator; and naming your kids ridiculously mockable names.

Have a good week, but only if you're a good person!