Season Two starts exactly where Season One left off — deep inside your kitchen.

Last week I told you your fridge is watching you, harvesting your soul one midnight snack at a time, and that the little light that never turns off is the Eye of Horus. Tonight we go much deeper.

The compressor? That low humming you hear at 3am? That’s not a motor. That’s the fridge talking to the other appliances. It’s sending your biometric data to your toaster, your kettle, even the lightbulb above the sink. They’ve formed a kitchen network. A smart-home coven.

See You All Next Week!