Drew Barrymore stars in Stephen King's 1984 film adaption of Firestarter. The film they wish John Carpenter made instead. Drew’s 8 year old binge days is discussed. Another white guy playing a Navajo hitman, and Nurse Ratchet role reversal as a sweet loving childless farm woman is portrayed in this film. Kypria and Dana talk past focus group gigs. Dana’s hungover X mas. Kypria renounces her Puerto Rican heritage and explains JW life to Dana.

Note to Hollywood: Stop with the remakes please. And they ask: What is necromancy? And, is spontaneous combustion real? Will Kip ever remember Rainbird's name?