Before the Michelle Geller series there was Kristy Swanson as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Swanson is joined by a star-studded cast of 20 somethings passing as high school kids in this 1992 film.  Luke Perry plays an unconvincing biker dude.  Hillary Swank plays a very convincing cunt. Pee Wee Herman plays a coven leader's sidekick. And Donald Sutherland takes his own unwanted liberties with the script.  Also note to the world: Black girls have valley accents, too.

Kypria recounts suburban Snellville days, disses Peruvians and soon regrets it.  Dana recalls Delia's fashion catalogs and Contempo Casuals teenage shopping joys. Movie stirs some old high school insecurities. They ask their Fellow ATLiens:  Don't we deserve an Outcast carving and laser show on Stone Mountain? 

Also, 

Can you catch a fly by the Miyagi chopstick Method? 

Any Sharknado fans? What is a sprocket and why is it wet?