On this episode of Cinema IRL, the hosts dissect the horror-comedy Heart Eyes, a film where a fake kiss unfortunately gets two coworkers placed on a Valentine's Day killer's hit list. This leads to a hilarious roast of the characters' bafflingly poor choices, from their questionable escape tactics to complaining about being "ditched" mid-chase. The hosts even find themselves rooting for the killer to dispatch one particularly obnoxious couple, proving that sometimes the most horrifying part of a movie is the characters themselves.