We love, love, love our listeners, so the math checks out that we'd love our listeners' stories. You are a bevy of wordsmiths, what with your scintillating sex stories, your traumatic school trip tales and your frightening fart-uterus fables. What's a fart-uterus? Guess you'll have to listen to this mother load of a mullet-sode to find out!

If you're interested in hearing your story on a future episode of the podcast, email us at [email protected] or visit our website (dtfupodcast.com).