Jen and Mike take their stupid talents to the world of food.   Which food would be most effective when protecting yourself from a carjacker? What cereal is favored by the majority of dentists to improve business?  The secret behind what purple ketchup really is.  Is the food industry trying to strip away our civil liberties by premixing American traditions?     And learn this fast-food hack to sample everything on the breakfast menu... difficulty : all at once.