We're back in full swing over here at Deadtime Storiez! Stephanie got a new house, Sarah got a new job, Stephanie got a bidet --- big things are happening!!! This week Stephanie tells us about the invasive species of the Spotted Lantern Fly. And if you live in the North East United States, then you know just how scary these little bastards are (not to mention destructive). Sarah follows up with the Welsh tradition of Mari Lwyd. If a horse skull on a stick knocks on your door, be prepared to sing battle it away because if you don't then Mari Lwyd is allowed to enter your home AND DRINK ALL YOUR ALCOHOL (cue scary sound and thunder clap). To wrap up, and in honor of Stephanie's new haunted house, we bring you 2 personal ghost stories - sponsored by Reddit.

We hope you enjoy and remember - Wash your butthole, eat trash, ACAB.