In this week's episode, guests Phoebie and Elise tackle subjects both high- and low- minded with host Austin. Elise drops terms like "trophic pyramid" and "ruminants" to explain why grass is green while Phoebie explains the possible origins of "grape"fruit. Naturally, all of these serious topics are interrupted frequently by debate about Mark Zuckerberg's sunscreen, cotton candy ice cream, and why you shouldn't, under most circumstances, order a Pinkity Drinkity. They also do in-the moment research to tell you, the listener, exactly how many episodes of The Office and Grey's Anatomy there are.