Microsoft just axed 9,000 jobs blaming AI. Ford's CEO says half of white-collar workers are toast. College grads face 5.8% unemployment as entry-level jobs vanish. But here's the kicker—WEF says we'll NET GAIN 78 million jobs by 2030?

Malcolm rambles through his personal freakout about his daughters' future, breaks down why 77% of new AI jobs need a PhD (wtf?), and drops a Copilot hack to save your career. Warning: This episode may cause existential dread followed by unexpected hope. Beer recommended.