Winner of the Postponed Stoner's Choice Awards

Stan and Roger get high. That is all ye know on Earth and all ye need to know.

"I don't know how I wound up here. Could someone call me an Uber?"

"There are some people who could read the phonebook and I would listen. These are ... those people."

"It's only a matter of time before the fuzz shuts this down. That's what they told me last time I called."

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