Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about the Silmarillion.

Two truths and a lie! Which of these quotes are not from this episode? "Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe I'm just obsessed with the Star Queen", "They're the reality tv of the elves", "They're Hannah Montana-ing it"...We swear this is a Tolkien-based podcast.

Come join us on twitter and stare into our eyes until we fall in love.

Paul: @goodlookingeek

Tori: @toriello_