Universal Pictures has released a horrifying trailer for the upcoming movie release based on Andrew Lloyd Webber’s play Cats. Yes, Cats. You know, that show that was huge in the 80’s? Yeah, that one that was advertised on the New York cable channel incessantly for years and years.

Anyway, we’ve come up with names of some cats that weren’t in the original play but which would be great in the movie. Listen now…and forever!