Dave and Joe catch up after the holidays, trade stories about Thanksgiving, learning to drink coffee, and movie memories (Jurassic Park). They dig into local and viral oddities — a wedding photographer scam, a stolen shopping cart, Pepsi’s Sierra Mist rename, and a bizarre 1923 teacher contract full of archaic rules.

The episode rounds out with absurd news clips: a drunk raccoon breaks into a liquor store, a bald eagle drops a cat onto a windshield, a woman found alive before cremation, and a missing cruise passenger. Short, funny, and strange — a classic Gen Extra mix.