If you’ve ever considered spending $6.99 on a supernatural trinket to fix your love life, please listen to this episode before making a catastrophic mistake. The hosts break down the five-star cinematic trauma that is *Obsession*, a film that proves "nice guy" Bear should have just taken the hint instead of wishing for his crush to love him "more than anything else in the world." From wall-crawling possession vibes to a jump scare so intense it nearly caused property damage to the theater ceiling, this movie is a wild ride through the ultimate "be careful what you wish for" scenario. It’s a hilarious, disturbing, and deeply traumatizing look at why you should always consult an LLM for ironclad wording before inviting demonic entities into your social circle. Whether you're here for the "what would you do" scenarios or the shared trauma of the most "out of nowhere" moment in cinema, this episode covers it all with zero notes and plenty of sass.