In this episode, we’re heading to the Scottish Highlands to dissect the film *Hokum*, a movie that proves being a famous author doesn't give you a "get out of being a jerk free" card. Between burning bellhops with hot spoons and surviving mushroom-laced suicide attempts, protagonist Bauman is having the world's worst writing retreat. The hosts dive into a heated debate over celebrity entitlement, the lethal etiquette of "picking someone's brain," and why you should never, ever ignore a locked door in a haunted hotel. It’s a sassy breakdown of tragic dumbwaiters, accidental matricide, and the ultimate question: would you actually throw hands with a celebrity if they assaulted you with cutlery?