Is forgetting your wife’s birthday an honest mistake… or grounds for immediate separation? Rick and Liz kick things off by putting one husband on trial and deciding whether this is a harmless oversight or a career-ending marriage move.

Then it’s time for the listeners to take over—and they do not disappoint. We read emails that roast the show, demand a strong stance on cottage cheese, and ask for advice on surviving a 10-day family vacation without losing your mind. As always, Rick and Liz are more than willing to share.

In the second half, Liz introduces Rick to the bizarre world of lookmaxxing—a growing trend where guys try to “optimize” their appearance for status. Enter Public Douchebag #1: Claviclature, an influencer promoting everything from jawline obsession to bone smashing. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, we don’t recommend it.