The food court isn't quite a regal affair, but you sure can eat like royalty. The three trash queens talk the greatest and worst places to grab a bite between trips to Spencer's and Hot Topic—Auntie Anne's, Mrs. Field's, even Orange Julius. (What the hell is an Orange Julius?) What would Mall Daddy™ Victor Gruen say gazing upon these mastication stations?

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