T’was the week before Christmas and all through the ‘cast, The girls talked holiday f***ery of traditions present and past. Erin was nestled, all smug in her chair, While she FaceTimed with Nicole and her curly pube hair. With the Dutch wearing black face, and predator scarecrow Hans Trapp, This episode’s more uncomfortable than a lady’s annual pap. But we heard the dudes exclaim, as they let out a sigh, Be excellent to each other, we love you, buh bye!