Separate, but never apart, CJ and Jamie remotely recap her recent experience in a real life horror movie, also known as Branson, Missouri!! You heard correctly. They both formally come out as haters of the South, because the only good thing about the South is a Southwest Chicken Salad, and you can't tell us otherwise. We'll keep our gay/Jewish asses in the Northeast, thank you very much!! (Remember that this is a podcast, and we're just here to make you laugh... don't take it seriously.... unless you're from the South).