If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those playful "Oh my gosh, doooooooon't" situations. We're the most serious we've ever been and you have absolutely been warned. For those who do know "Tub Girl," you're getting a horrific visual of what happens when you consume the "cure all" tonic we're talking about today. Spoiler alert: it cures jack s***, the internet is a cesspool, and now, thanks to this cult diet and their leader, so is every members' shower.