Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Camero Cut. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker, Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope. Welcome everyone, we're talking about The Mullet of course--and why not?