Gov shutdown averted, but Senator McHenry steals McCarthy’s gavel. Trump in court, Sam Bankman-Fried in court, Gensler talks Pokèmon with congress. CFTC says Bitcoin *has always been* a commodity, duh, just check our undated web pages. And Brazil is confused as to what ‘blockchain’ means. But who cares? Taylor steals all the narratives, dancing in a luxury box!