On this day dedicated to humility, David shows his bravery by sharing a deeply embarrassing story.  He recounts getting royally bitch-slapped by tourists for his arrogance in not learning so much as a single word of the language of his new host country.  Caught off-guard with no funny quip at the ready, he does the unthinkable, he abandons his attractive accusers and feigns urgency to get home, tail between his legs, he retreats.  Michelle is dumbfounded but appreciates David's honest divulgence and encourages him to maybe learn some of the language!