Annmarie and Echo try and fail to keep things PG-13 in this week's Mother's Day special, discovering almost immediately that not talking about dicks is much harder than anticipated.

Starting with their favorite things about their own mothers, the girls review some of the most nostalgic and most dangerous parenting hacks from their childhoods, as well as some classic motherly wisdom sourced from the internet (What makes a woman a "bold and brazen" hussy? What's the best wedding gift you can give your husband? What do clean underwear have to do with preventing physical harm?).

Next, they discuss some of their most memorable mother-daughter feuds, including the "beatings" Annmarie once received and the first and only time Echo's mom ever slapped her across the face. Annmarie also shares more about her experiences as a mother and a MILF, from the way her friends reacted to her pregnancy announcement to how she found a balance between her identity as an individual and her responsibilities as a mother.

Following a titty-focused Just The Tip, a superstitious Roster Vocab, and a MILF-filled KFM, the girls finish this week's episode with the most important lessons they learned from their mothers growing up and how they continue to apply them (or not apply them) as adults.

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