Moving apartments with a sick baby, zero planning, and 40 mystery boxes - my personal favourite. Spotify Wrapped lies, burnout, fake seasons, radiators with commitment issues, Greek scandals, European fines, tech-bro tantrums, Trump winning imaginary awards, and why the world feels like someone accidentally hit hard reset.

But it ends on something lighter. A documentary festival, a tiny bit of hope, and me trying to sound like I have my life together.

Enjoy.