ASMR is probably one of the weirdest things to ever exist and it exists in a world where someone made millions off of telling us you can just “will” for things to happen, like make money and live lavish lifestyles, all while I’m just tryna be a regular-degular human, livin’ chillin’ and getting a buttload of viewers so I can shove ads down your throats for some cold hard cash. #regularhumanshit