Maybe Erin and Nicole are regular ol' Scrooges. Or maybe they don't like the smell of urine/vomit. Either way, Nicole and Erin agree Santa Con is not their thing - not now, not when it originated in the 70s, not ever. Lucky, this episode also features their favorite holiday tradition: it's the 2nd Annual Reading of the Sinterklaas poems! Nothing like roasting a friend with a rhyme!