* "Take It From Us" - the goose or the piano, choose one

* "Did You See What I Found at The Junkyard?" - it's probably one of Sylvester Stallone's paintings

* "The Cryptloser" - coming soon to Gas Station TV

* "Chilly Idols: Your Guide to Winter Sports" - we throw Rip Taylor's corpse out of an airplane

* "Wine Not with Gay Yoda" - move over Bruce Villanch 

* "That's Sooo Matter" - The Beatles predicted we would do this

* "Stuff Mom '69" - we're just giving this one away for free

* "The So Smoken: A Podcast" - nobody wants this baby to get horny

* "Juan Extra Huff" - it's like a rhyming dictionary without the rhyming dictionary