In aworld teetering on the edge of absurd chaos, humanity discovers thattheir planet is under the care of a detached cosmic technician—animpartial, indifferent maintainer who fixes disasters they didn’tknow they caused. Entire continents shift, cities vanish andreappear, and weather patterns spin into impossible combinations.Governments issue contradictory orders, citizens improvise with ducttape, kayaks, and inflatable flamingos, and social media explodeswith viral documentation of humanity’s spectacular failures. Panic,guilt, and paranoia grip the globe as people attempt to comply withinvisible rules, desperately tracking rainfall, furniturearrangement, and the unpredictable behavior of wildlife. All effortsare meaningless, yet the chaos carries on, darkly hilarious in itsinevitability. With each repair, the technician broadcasts chillinginstructions about the unseen Warranty Manual, leaving humansscrambling for guidance that may not exist. This is a story of cosmicbureaucracy, human incompetence, and the comedy of being powerless inthe face of forces beyond comprehension. Dark, satirical, andriotously absurd, it explores the limits of human reason, socialorder, and the lengths people will go to avoid paying for mistakesthey don’t even understand. Prepare to laugh, panic, and questioneverything you know about reality itself.