Eastenders is a hopelessly unrealistic soap where no one seems to do any actual work and everyone spends all day hanging around each others' kitchens drinking endless cups of tea and saying 'Alright?' in an accent which is a mixture of cockney or a South African with a mouth full of marbles.

On the occassion of the 40th birthday of the soap, I decided to take their quiz as to how well I knew Albert Square.

And the results were somewhat less than spectacular.

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