On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a 66 year old woman sets a terrible world record for most batteries that needed to be removed from inside of her, COO of Beyond Meat ironically takes a bite out of a man after a fight in a parking lot (#EatPlantsNotPeople), CA woman fakes her kidnapping to get back with her ex (apparently it worked for awhile at least), Man in India gets an 8in deodorant can stuck up his butt (phallic things really need a stopper at the end), and Ghana man "cuts off his own" penis while dreaming about slaughtering a goat his wife was away when it happened but things aren't adding up.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Not a good World Record/Huffington Post:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-remove-46-batteries-from-woman_n_63260a7ae4b027aa4066ae8e

Eats Plants Not People / Fox News 24:

https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/beyond-meat-coo-arrested-for-biting-mans-nose-near-razorback-stadium/?fbclid=IwAR1AksaU9KsgdiX_zWMbQSv_18WIJDSSuwMcyrhzrxSGF52N-RpTWHAPSfc

I was Kidnapped Take Me Back / NPR:

https://www.npr.org/2022/09/20/1124104521/sherri-papini-kidnapping-hoax-sentence

Stop Putting Cylindrical Things In Your BUTT / New York Post:

https://nypost.com/2022/09/15/man-had-8-inch-deodorant-can-lodged-up-butt-for-3-weeks/?fbclid=IwAR2FQxmDmJyTER8kTEuWjJP5UFz8cl5Q-HuCbXGSEKbB24ikMoYHkKfRPzc

Obligatory Penis Story (from last week) / ABC News:

https://abcnews4.com/amp/news/nation-world/man-chops-off-his-own-penis-during-dream-about-slaughtering-goat-reports-say-ghana-kofi-atta-wofa-atta-assin-fosu-genitals-bleeding

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