This week on Pop Uncultured - fresh off the mind-numbing drivel-clinic put on by Mr. Ryan Lichten - we dive into uncharted waters and start from scratch.  We only watch two or three videos in total, but this episode is quality (or lack thereof) over quantity.  If it makes you feel better, we spend a lot of time on the subject of analingus.  Like, too much time.  Also girl scout cookies.  Want to know how those two things relate to each other?  Listen to the show, dummy.

But that's not all!  For the low, low price of seven hundred dollars, you too can start your own business!  Run your own company!  Be your own boss!  Eat your own ass!  With top of the line hair rejuvenation products, it's no wonder Monat is number 1!  That's right, we get into MLMs (*pyramid schemes), and marvel at the ridiculous troglodytes who perpetuate them.  They actually have the audacity to sell this poison as the hair literally melts off their scalps.

If that isn't enough, I talk about getting fingerblasted by my doctor, and we spend an inordinate amount of time watching a man get fisted (past the elbow...this lady don't mess around).  If that's not 5-stars on iTunes material, I don't know what is.

Timestamps

1. 00:00 Poopsie Slime Surprise by ugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qeps5kqoj4
2. 3:56 Girl Scout Cookies are BLASPHEMOUS!!!! by Veronica-Pooh Nash-Poleate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv5j3gY8rqs
3. 1:15:29 Reading incredible broken English porn titles
4. 1:20:04 Fisting (despite last week's rule 34s, I don't think I should link hardcore porn in my podcast description, if you want to see it, ask on our subreddit)
5. 1:21:21 Brief dog interstitial
6. 1:38:47 Classic episode of the Ad Nauseam Podcast (watching Disney prons) https://soundcloud.com/ad-nauseam-podcast/11-22-2015-anp
7. 1:39:01 How Do I Stop Worrying About Everything by Judit Ronai, Intuitive Life Coach & Energy Healer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdrnNlPnXDI&t
8. 1:48:33 MLM Review: Monat Article https://www.mlmnewsreport.com/monat-review/