My aunt and grandmother try to find words of encouragement after I tell them about my break up, but I don’t do hook ups because if I ask for a Porsche then I want a Porsche. And by the way, i don’t look like Idris Elba. I eat way too much junk food sometimes and that bothers me because men’s clothes are too expensive.

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