Matchweek 27 brought draw-drama, derby-delight, and (for Chelsea) yet another player taking an early shower. 🙃

This week on Starting Eleven, we’re zooming in on two chaos capsules:

- Chelsea 1-1 Burnley — points dropped, tempers flared, and Chelsea’s SIXTH red card of the season (that’s two more than any other club… because apparently discipline is optional at Stamford Bridge).

- Tottenham 1-4 Arsenal — a North London party where Eberechi Eze once again screamed “main character,” bagging two goals and leaving Spurs searching for the undo button.

Expect tactics, banter, therapy (unlicensed), and at least one moment where someone says, “Surely it can’t get worse,” right before it does.

On the docket:

⚽ What Chelsea’s red-card epidemic is really costing them

🧠 Whether this Arsenal statement win is a title-swinging moment

🔥 Eze’s form: hot streak or new level

🥀 Spurs’ collapse: system issue, mentality issue, or “yes”