The ill-informed idiots talk about the 'Best of 2000ad' and the 'Essential Dredd' reprint titles coming to the US market. More sad news from the animal kingdom. Mr. B will give you 50p...if you wear girls knickers!!! Oo-er missus! Mr. Ross 'De Star Warz' rant. Why Mr. Ross doesn't keep Guinea Pigs anymore. Vampires on Craggy Island or 'Why Flint turned off the Dracula series' after two minutes!

All this and the second half of the Prog review.