Hiya, folks! Its us again and we’re back with the 41st episode which we warned you about last week yet here you are. Well since you’re here and clearly have zero self-respect, please enjoy us talking about Ed Gein being the coolest neighbor with all of the most unique treasures at his annual yard sale! Also, don’t you think it’s weird that lamp bears a striking resemblance to Carol? Anyway, now we’re done putting the lotion on the skin we’re heading to the missed connections on Craigslist to see if there’s anyone from Ed’s yard sale that may not have had the courage to ask us in person if they could make a belt out of our nipples. After that, we’re heading to the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater because we have tickets that we won from a radio station that only plays the audio of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s wedding vows on a loop.

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