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An excerpt recovered from the notes of (redacted; due to threats.) 

A: Ok... are we recording?  
B: Yeah  
A: Fantastic. Experimental Trail number... seventeen.  
B: Wow. That’s a lot of failures.  
A: Shut up.  
B: I’m just saying. I’m tired of being down here. What does the home office think of how many assets are being used on your pet project over here? Have you told them?  
A: Subject appears stable, so far. Brainwaves are normal. Heart Rate is normal.  
B: Are you ignoring me? Seriously?  
A: There is no deterioration in the Subject. At this point, 43 seconds in, Subject 17 has surpassed all of the previous experiments.  
B: That’s incredibly rude.  
A: Subject is now stable enough to enter REM sleep.  
B: Moment of truth.  
A: Subject 17 is now entering REM sleep.  
B: He’s twitching a lot.  
A: The Record will show that this amount of twitching is... normal.  
C: THE KING HAS LEFT HIS CROWN AND THE JESTER SHALL LEAVE HIS HALL  
B: Good lord!  
A: Subject 17 is screaming and writhing in the bed. Experiment may be successful.  
C:  THE FOREST WILL WITHER AND LEAVE IT’S PRINCE AN ORPHAN  
B: Successful? THIS is what successful looks like? Shut it down, -redacted-!  
C: THE HERALD IS COMING, THE HERALD IS HERE, THE GARDEN IS COMING, THE GARDEN IS HERE, THE HERALD IS COMING, THE HERALD IS HERE
A: Not yet! We’re almost there!  
B: I said, SHUT. IT. DOWN. Emergency protocol red eye, I said RED- *recording ends* 

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