We're not extinct! And we just did our pre-game draft while assessing all 18 players on this season, including the four returnees.

 

Some highlights:

 

• We all agree on which returnee has the best shot to win
• ... And it's not Joe.
• We hate Joe.
• We don't talk about Joe.
• Marc only chooses contestants he would have a beer with.
• Will an outwardly religious person ever win in modern day Survivor?
• and much more!
• Also, Joe sucks.