It's been a minute since Queen Rebecca or Queen Thaddaeus have been in school, but the parents made us take all of our old school papers out of their house so we relived our "glory" days (nope). We rehashed the old memories, including but not limited to report cards, The Resource Room (ugh), hiding/eating/flushing/shredding incriminating documents, The Yellow Pants, and, weirdly, eating purple glue sticks.

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