We can’t claim full Canon Completion without doing a 101 episode about the forgotten history play, Edward III. The Rhetorical Device of the Week is syllepsis; the Burbage Break is all about The Wiggins; we give you a quick run down of where Edward III is on the Plantagenet Family Tree; Jess tries (and maybe succeeds? You decide) to prove that Shakespeare definitely wrote at least part of this play (the wooing part, obvs); we play another round of F*ck, Marry, Kill; and there’s no new #DickBracket news to report because y’all are still voting on the final matchup. All that and super-not-sexy maritime pick-up lines, too!