As Amity Island is menaced by a Great White Shark for a second time in the smoke-raddled 70s, we ponder what Chief Brody can learn from Madonna, whether the scar-faced shark is the girlfriend of that one in the first film, and why so many boomers on Facebook groups have it in for Jackie.

We discuss our picks for the horror movies we'd put on when we're feeling a little delicate and dehydrated

Friend of the pod Emma is back and has extended us an invite to Midsommar. Apparently there's loads of tea to be had - count us in!

We glam up 60s-style for a series of dream nights out in sleazy, sexy Soho. But just when we think we've met a groovy geezer, we get ghosted!

Art the Clown is a real side-splitter - and if only it stopped there. Us party gals compare notes as we sober ourselves up with a slice of pizza.

We take a whistlestop tour of horror movies that are popularly believed to be cursed - and sort out that whole 'Mandela Effect' thing along the way

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Will Microwave Massacre be a quick, cheeky treat or underheated slop that leaves a bad taste?

New York, New York - it's a hell of town.

We break our silence on this apocalyptic horror franchise with a look at the third but also first chapter.

We pack our toothbrushes, timber allergy pills and mosquito repellent to pay a visit to Black Lake - and our headlines are gonna need to be sharp and snappy for this one.

You know, cos it's about a crocodile and that.

We can't keep our traps shut as we step into the grisly world of Jigsaw - will Graham be captivated by his first encounter with the franchise?