We're just in the third week of 2020 and things are already pretty crazy! So this is a fun arse #EFTV Yes, we're going in on vag candles, d-words and all. BUT, we've also got thoughts on Theo Von's killer London set, the 'His Dark Materials' series that hit the BBC and HBO late last year. PLUS our Audible book of the week is Jessie Burton's 'The Muse'.

This week:

- Do we really care about dem royals???

- Who wants to smell Gwyneth's candle

- The cat doesn't care you got dumped!!!

- Neurofibromatosis is heartbreaking, New York Post coverage, straight BS!!!

- Burger King used the 'D-word'!!!

- Theo Von - Dark Arts Tour thoughts

- Chin Check

REVIEWS & RECOMMENDATIONS 

- TV: His Dark Materials (TV series) - thoughts

AUDIBLE

- The Muse by Jessie Burton, CathyTyson  

*(Music) 

'Danger' by Blahzay Blahzay - 1996